how the fuck do some girls get boyfriends so easily like wtf do you just create them in your basement or what
(Source: alexkoehlerschin)
if ur ever feeling embarrassed just remember in 2007 i got caught standing in my grandparents fireplace throwing dirt at my feet saying ‘diagon alley’
drug dealers are dedicated
my pot dealer texted asking if I knew anyone who wants to buy xanex or vicodin. when I said no, he suggested I buy some and when I said I only do weed he called to make sure I had weed and I am now about to go buy a half eighth. drug dealers are dedicated.
Give your dealer my number.
